i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
40s are totally the cure
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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