I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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