So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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