I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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