its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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