The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
They took my balls.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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