You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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