I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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