who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The uberlube is also flammable
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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