But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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