so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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