The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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