the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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