Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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