if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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