How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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