i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
