M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Success! We fucked roommates!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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