Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Who died my cat blue again?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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