All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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