it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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