i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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