oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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