ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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