remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Shame - the story of my life.
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