I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm bleeding and have questions
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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