i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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