he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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