I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
