Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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