: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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