I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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