My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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