David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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