laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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