Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
