She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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