well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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