8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I don't think brook has ever known best
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
do herpes really smell.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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