Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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