I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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