i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
