I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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