my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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