Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I lost the right to judge tonight
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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