from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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