If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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