i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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