I don't think brook has ever known best
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think people are normalizing furries
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
