remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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